Scarred

Emma has finally been struck a blow but it’s different to everyone else… Jude spilled something boiling on her face and now she has really big ugly scarring across half her beautiful face! Someone as image-obsessed as her is obviously gutted and I feel awful for her. Was it an accident? I don’t even know. [...]

Is it crazy?

Okay, this might sound absolutely crazy but, is there any chance do you think that someone on the bus might be behind it? I don’t know. Everyone here seems to hate my guts, Dieter’s been pretty bloody blasé about the whole thing, and Tete is just being Little Miss Tragedy, everyone is so sympathetic to [...]

Croatian cuisine – ugh!

I love Croatia but not so sure if I could put up with their local food.
The dish Hladetina is a variant of head cheese, prepared in the Pannonian parts of Croatia and Serbia.
It is a jellied loaf, composed of meat from the head and feet of the pig, mostly ears, hooves and skin, as [...]

Croatia!!!!

Aaaarrrggggh guess what!! After all my panic and sitting in the bus all the way back to London with a massive knot in my stomach, convinced that we had blown it and they were going to expel us from the show…they come back and tell us that we’re off to CROATIA for the next festival! [...]

“You’re not his Mum”

So I tried to give Jude some advice about drinking on his medication in front of Emma and she said I’m not his Mum. I’m only trying to help… I feel stupid now.

Alcohol-based frustration

This drives me crazy: when someone is drinking even though it’s clearly a bad idea. Some of my friends at school used to take paracetamols for a headache, then an hour later they’d have a pint or a glass of wine even though it clearly –says- not to drink alcohol!
Jude’s on medication for his arm [...]

Squirrelizer

Remember this? Well LOOK WHAT I FOUND!! Sorry I am ridiculously easy to amuse.  This is so much fun. I love this cute squirrel. Hope this gets Jude feeling better ASAP!

Made using The Squirrelizer

Poor Jude!!!

Jude got hit by a CAR! He’s been checked out and he’ll be fine, hopefully, but still! How could this have happened? I mean everyone complains about the age of ‘health and safety’ but seriously, getting hit by a car on a bloody TV show is pretty indicative of poor standards.
What next?? Everyone comes down [...]

oh my head

Well! I have to say last night was completely what I needed!!
To be completely honest, I think I finally relaxed for the first time since this whole thing started! How crazy is that? Tete and Emma spent ages gaving me a makeover, after they locked out Jude in his towel in the hallway. [...]

“Booze”

Okay ANOTHER RANT. What is everyone’s obsession with getting drunk out of their skulls every night? We now have to start ‘fleabaying’ our stuff (Jude’s idea…) where someone steals something you own, and sells it online, and you buy it back. And the money you spend, to get back something you own, goes towards booze. [...]